Well technically that's a thigh tattoo that oversteps its boundaries haha
I have six, most of them are regretfully frappucino-lit-major-Becca. One was a couple thingy with an ex. No name, just stupid stars
Next one's either gonna be a dragon or maroon 5 lyrics, we'll see which part of my dna wins
No regratfullys Mac you gotta own it
You know what I’ll get the frappuccino and maroon 5 lyrics with you
Give the Becca shamers sth else to shit on
Wait so you're not the 'coffee, black and sugarless like my soul' type??
Could have fooled me with that matcha bubble the other day
I'm always down for coffee. Unless you want to dunk some donuts in it, I'm afraid I can't stand for that slander
Espresso is for casuals. I only drink vanilla spice almond milk flat whites
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Okay donut police
So much for taking you to this amazing gas station Dunkin’ I know
Yeah, you take girls there often? Is that your move?
If it works I might need to try it out cause the Hinge crowd is pretty hard to impress. It's coffee or axe-throwing, no inbetween
A whiff of gasoline sure sets the mood
But I bet there's moves that work better
Got any to share? We could practice and all
I mean if I had I wouldn't be single
You could always try bullying them into jumping head first to a kiddie pool & saving them from drowning. Danny Zuko style
Might work
I mean I know a pretty shallow spot by Pier 5 if you wanna go again
We can wait for the sunset so it's more cinematic
Typing...
And that's cruel I didn't BULLY you cmon
Pretty sure you said if I'm lucky the impact takes off some freckles
I mean it was a pretty 'cinematic' fall, slowmo and everything
We still go around there sometimes, w friends, hiking and camping. Haven't jumped from cliffs since, though. Probably 'cause you weren't there
Wow.
Sorry. I really thought being a sack of shit was cool before bootcamp.
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Yeah good call haha. Jackasses like 2009 me are keeping my unit in business
Nooooo I didn't mean it like tdjw
Sorry, dropped the phone. I meant like, given that I ended up being fine its funny in hindsight. I probably would have done it without you there, I wasn't that smart. I once put a few M&Ms in my ear to hear them talk like the commercials? I needed surgery and everything.
And that you could come hiking sometime if you want. See if anyone needs saving or something
What did the m&ms say though?
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With friends or with you?
One's I'm sick that day
Other one's yes
They said my parents got the wrong type of Asian kid
You want no witnesses for the next time you SUGGEST me do something stupid huh?
I'm kind of afraid of doing the maroon 5/frappucino date now
Afraid of what
That you'll have fun?
Why yes I am a danger in that regard
I mean how you gonna self deprecate while having fun?
Well technically that's a thigh tattoo that oversteps its boundaries haha
I have six, most of them are regretfully frappucino-lit-major-Becca. One was a couple thingy with an ex. No name, just stupid stars
Next one's either gonna be a dragon or maroon 5 lyrics, we'll see which part of my dna wins
No regratfullys Mac you gotta own it
You know what I’ll get the frappuccino and maroon 5 lyrics with you
Give the Becca shamers sth else to shit on
Wait so you're not the 'coffee, black and sugarless like my soul' type??
Could have fooled me with that matcha bubble the other day
I'm always down for coffee. Unless you want to dunk some donuts in it, I'm afraid I can't stand for that slander
Espresso is for casuals. I only drink vanilla spice almond milk flat whites
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Okay donut police
So much for taking you to this amazing gas station Dunkin’ I know
Yeah, you take girls there often? Is that your move?
If it works I might need to try it out cause the Hinge crowd is pretty hard to impress. It's coffee or axe-throwing, no inbetween
A whiff of gasoline sure sets the mood
But I bet there's moves that work better
Got any to share? We could practice and all
I mean if I had I wouldn't be single
You could always try bullying them into jumping head first to a kiddie pool & saving them from drowning. Danny Zuko style
Might work
I mean I know a pretty shallow spot by Pier 5 if you wanna go again
We can wait for the sunset so it's more cinematic
Typing...
And that's cruel I didn't BULLY you cmon
Pretty sure you said if I'm lucky the impact takes off some freckles
I mean it was a pretty 'cinematic' fall, slowmo and everything
We still go around there sometimes, w friends, hiking and camping. Haven't jumped from cliffs since, though. Probably 'cause you weren't there
Wow.
Sorry. I really thought being a sack of shit was cool before bootcamp.
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Yeah good call haha. Jackasses like 2009 me are keeping my unit in business
Nooooo I didn't mean it like tdjw
Sorry, dropped the phone. I meant like, given that I ended up being fine its funny in hindsight. I probably would have done it without you there, I wasn't that smart. I once put a few M&Ms in my ear to hear them talk like the commercials? I needed surgery and everything.
And that you could come hiking sometime if you want. See if anyone needs saving or something
What did the m&ms say though?
Replied to you
With friends or with you?
One's I'm sick that day
Other one's yes
They said my parents got the wrong type of Asian kid
You want no witnesses for the next time you SUGGEST me do something stupid huh?
I'm kind of afraid of doing the maroon 5/frappucino date now
Afraid of what
That you'll have fun?
Why yes I am a danger in that regard
I mean how you gonna self deprecate while having fun?
Well technically that's a thigh tattoo that oversteps its boundaries haha
I have six, most of them are regretfully frappucino-lit-major-Becca. One was a couple thingy with an ex. No name, just stupid stars
Next one's either gonna be a dragon or maroon 5 lyrics, we'll see which part of my dna wins
No regratfullys Mac you gotta own it
You know what I’ll get the frappuccino and maroon 5 lyrics with you
Give the Becca shamers sth else to shit on
Wait so you're not the 'coffee, black and sugarless like my soul' type??
Could have fooled me with that matcha bubble the other day
I'm always down for coffee. Unless you want to dunk some donuts in it, I'm afraid I can't stand for that slander
Espresso is for casuals. I only drink vanilla spice almond milk flat whites
Replied to you
Okay donut police
So much for taking you to this amazing gas station Dunkin’ I know
Yeah, you take girls there often? Is that your move?
If it works I might need to try it out cause the Hinge crowd is pretty hard to impress. It's coffee or axe-throwing, no inbetween
A whiff of gasoline sure sets the mood
But I bet there's moves that work better
Got any to share? We could practice and all
I mean if I had I wouldn't be single
You could always try bullying them into jumping head first to a kiddie pool & saving them from drowning. Danny Zuko style
Might work
I mean I know a pretty shallow spot by Pier 5 if you wanna go again
We can wait for the sunset so it's more cinematic
Typing...
And that's cruel I didn't BULLY you cmon
Pretty sure you said if I'm lucky the impact takes off some freckles
I mean it was a pretty 'cinematic' fall, slowmo and everything
We still go around there sometimes, w friends, hiking and camping. Haven't jumped from cliffs since, though. Probably 'cause you weren't there
Wow.
Sorry. I really thought being a sack of shit was cool before bootcamp.
Replied to you
Yeah good call haha. Jackasses like 2009 me are keeping my unit in business
Nooooo I didn't mean it like tdjw
Sorry, dropped the phone. I meant like, given that I ended up being fine its funny in hindsight. I probably would have done it without you there, I wasn't that smart. I once put a few M&Ms in my ear to hear them talk like the commercials? I needed surgery and everything.
And that you could come hiking sometime if you want. See if anyone needs saving or something
What did the m&ms say though?
Replied to you
With friends or with you?
One's I'm sick that day
Other one's yes
They said my parents got the wrong type of Asian kid
You want no witnesses for the next time you SUGGEST me do something stupid huh?
I'm kind of afraid of doing the maroon 5/frappucino date now
Afraid of what
That you'll have fun?
Why yes I am a danger in that regard
I mean how you gonna self deprecate while having fun?
Well technically that's a thigh tattoo that oversteps its boundaries haha
I have six, most of them are regretfully frappucino-lit-major-Becca. One was a couple thingy with an ex. No name, just stupid stars
Next one's either gonna be a dragon or maroon 5 lyrics, we'll see which part of my dna wins
No regratfullys Mac you gotta own it
You know what I’ll get the frappuccino and maroon 5 lyrics with you
Give the Becca shamers sth else to shit on
Wait so you're not the 'coffee, black and sugarless like my soul' type??
Could have fooled me with that matcha bubble the other day
I'm always down for coffee. Unless you want to dunk some donuts in it, I'm afraid I can't stand for that slander
Espresso is for casuals. I only drink vanilla spice almond milk flat whites
Replied to you
Okay donut police
So much for taking you to this amazing gas station Dunkin’ I know
Yeah, you take girls there often? Is that your move?
If it works I might need to try it out cause the Hinge crowd is pretty hard to impress. It's coffee or axe-throwing, no inbetween
A whiff of gasoline sure sets the mood
But I bet there's moves that work better
Got any to share? We could practice and all
I mean if I had I wouldn't be single
You could always try bullying them into jumping head first to a kiddie pool & saving them from drowning. Danny Zuko style
Might work
I mean I know a pretty shallow spot by Pier 5 if you wanna go again
We can wait for the sunset so it's more cinematic
Typing...
And that's cruel I didn't BULLY you cmon
Pretty sure you said if I'm lucky the impact takes off some freckles
I mean it was a pretty 'cinematic' fall, slowmo and everything
We still go around there sometimes, w friends, hiking and camping. Haven't jumped from cliffs since, though. Probably 'cause you weren't there
Wow.
Sorry. I really thought being a sack of shit was cool before bootcamp.
Replied to you
Yeah good call haha. Jackasses like 2009 me are keeping my unit in business
Nooooo I didn't mean it like tdjw
Sorry, dropped the phone. I meant like, given that I ended up being fine its funny in hindsight. I probably would have done it without you there, I wasn't that smart. I once put a few M&Ms in my ear to hear them talk like the commercials? I needed surgery and everything.
And that you could come hiking sometime if you want. See if anyone needs saving or something
What did the m&ms say though?
Replied to you
With friends or with you?
One's I'm sick that day
Other one's yes
They said my parents got the wrong type of Asian kid
You want no witnesses for the next time you SUGGEST me do something stupid huh?
I'm kind of afraid of doing the maroon 5/frappucino date now
Afraid of what
That you'll have fun?
Why yes I am a danger in that regard
I mean how you gonna self deprecate while having fun?
Well technically that's a thigh tattoo that oversteps its boundaries haha
I have six, most of them are regretfully frappucino-lit-major-Becca. One was a couple thingy with an ex. No name, just stupid stars
Next one's either gonna be a dragon or maroon 5 lyrics, we'll see which part of my dna wins
No regratfullys Mac you gotta own it
You know what I’ll get the frappuccino and maroon 5 lyrics with you
Give the Becca shamers sth else to shit on
Wait so you're not the 'coffee, black and sugarless like my soul' type??
Could have fooled me with that matcha bubble the other day
I'm always down for coffee. Unless you want to dunk some donuts in it, I'm afraid I can't stand for that slander
Espresso is for casuals. I only drink vanilla spice almond milk flat whites
Replied to you
Okay donut police
So much for taking you to this amazing gas station Dunkin’ I know
Yeah, you take girls there often? Is that your move?
If it works I might need to try it out cause the Hinge crowd is pretty hard to impress. It's coffee or axe-throwing, no inbetween
A whiff of gasoline sure sets the mood
But I bet there's moves that work better
Got any to share? We could practice and all
I mean if I had I wouldn't be single
You could always try bullying them into jumping head first to a kiddie pool & saving them from drowning. Danny Zuko style
Might work
I mean I know a pretty shallow spot by Pier 5 if you wanna go again
We can wait for the sunset so it's more cinematic
Typing...
And that's cruel I didn't BULLY you cmon
Pretty sure you said if I'm lucky the impact takes off some freckles
I mean it was a pretty 'cinematic' fall, slowmo and everything
We still go around there sometimes, w friends, hiking and camping. Haven't jumped from cliffs since, though. Probably 'cause you weren't there
Wow.
Sorry. I really thought being a sack of shit was cool before bootcamp.
Replied to you
Yeah good call haha. Jackasses like 2009 me are keeping my unit in business
Nooooo I didn't mean it like tdjw
Sorry, dropped the phone. I meant like, given that I ended up being fine its funny in hindsight. I probably would have done it without you there, I wasn't that smart. I once put a few M&Ms in my ear to hear them talk like the commercials? I needed surgery and everything.
And that you could come hiking sometime if you want. See if anyone needs saving or something
What did the m&ms say though?
Replied to you
With friends or with you?
One's I'm sick that day
Other one's yes
They said my parents got the wrong type of Asian kid
You want no witnesses for the next time you SUGGEST me do something stupid huh?
I'm kind of afraid of doing the maroon 5/frappucino date now
Afraid of what
That you'll have fun?
Why yes I am a danger in that regard
I mean how you gonna self deprecate while having fun?
Well technically that's a thigh tattoo that oversteps its boundaries haha
I have six, most of them are regretfully frappucino-lit-major-Becca. One was a couple thingy with an ex. No name, just stupid stars
Next one's either gonna be a dragon or maroon 5 lyrics, we'll see which part of my dna wins
No regratfullys Mac you gotta own it
You know what I’ll get the frappuccino and maroon 5 lyrics with you
Give the Becca shamers sth else to shit on
Wait so you're not the 'coffee, black and sugarless like my soul' type??
Could have fooled me with that matcha bubble the other day
I'm always down for coffee. Unless you want to dunk some donuts in it, I'm afraid I can't stand for that slander
Espresso is for casuals. I only drink vanilla spice almond milk flat whites
Replied to you
Okay donut police
So much for taking you to this amazing gas station Dunkin’ I know
Yeah, you take girls there often? Is that your move?
If it works I might need to try it out cause the Hinge crowd is pretty hard to impress. It's coffee or axe-throwing, no inbetween
A whiff of gasoline sure sets the mood
But I bet there's moves that work better
Got any to share? We could practice and all
I mean if I had I wouldn't be single
You could always try bullying them into jumping head first to a kiddie pool & saving them from drowning. Danny Zuko style
Might work
I mean I know a pretty shallow spot by Pier 5 if you wanna go again
We can wait for the sunset so it's more cinematic
Typing...
And that's cruel I didn't BULLY you cmon
Pretty sure you said if I'm lucky the impact takes off some freckles
I mean it was a pretty 'cinematic' fall, slowmo and everything
We still go around there sometimes, w friends, hiking and camping. Haven't jumped from cliffs since, though. Probably 'cause you weren't there
Wow.
Sorry. I really thought being a sack of shit was cool before bootcamp.
Replied to you
Yeah good call haha. Jackasses like 2009 me are keeping my unit in business
Nooooo I didn't mean it like tdjw
Sorry, dropped the phone. I meant like, given that I ended up being fine its funny in hindsight. I probably would have done it without you there, I wasn't that smart. I once put a few M&Ms in my ear to hear them talk like the commercials? I needed surgery and everything.
And that you could come hiking sometime if you want. See if anyone needs saving or something
What did the m&ms say though?
Replied to you
With friends or with you?
One's I'm sick that day
Other one's yes
They said my parents got the wrong type of Asian kid
You want no witnesses for the next time you SUGGEST me do something stupid huh?
I'm kind of afraid of doing the maroon 5/frappucino date now
Well technically that's a thigh tattoo that oversteps its boundaries haha
I have six, most of them are regretfully frappucino-lit-major-Becca. One was a couple thingy with an ex. No name, just stupid stars
Next one's either gonna be a dragon or maroon 5 lyrics, we'll see which part of my dna wins
No regratfullys Mac you gotta own it
You know what I’ll get the frappuccino and maroon 5 lyrics with you
Give the Becca shamers sth else to shit on
Wait so you're not the 'coffee, black and sugarless like my soul' type??
Could have fooled me with that matcha bubble the other day
I'm always down for coffee. Unless you want to dunk some donuts in it, I'm afraid I can't stand for that slander
Espresso is for casuals. I only drink vanilla spice almond milk flat whites
Replied to you
Okay donut police
So much for taking you to this amazing gas station Dunkin’ I know
Yeah, you take girls there often? Is that your move?
If it works I might need to try it out cause the Hinge crowd is pretty hard to impress. It's coffee or axe-throwing, no inbetween
A whiff of gasoline sure sets the mood
But I bet there's moves that work better
Got any to share? We could practice and all
I mean if I had I wouldn't be single
You could always try bullying them into jumping head first to a kiddie pool & saving them from drowning. Danny Zuko style
Might work
I mean I know a pretty shallow spot by Pier 5 if you wanna go again
We can wait for the sunset so it's more cinematic
Typing...
And that's cruel I didn't BULLY you cmon
Pretty sure you said if I'm lucky the impact takes off some freckles
I mean it was a pretty 'cinematic' fall, slowmo and everything
We still go around there sometimes, w friends, hiking and camping. Haven't jumped from cliffs since, though. Probably 'cause you weren't there
Wow.
Sorry. I really thought being a sack of shit was cool before bootcamp.
Replied to you
Yeah good call haha. Jackasses like 2009 me are keeping my unit in business
Nooooo I didn't mean it like tdjw
Sorry, dropped the phone. I meant like, given that I ended up being fine its funny in hindsight. I probably would have done it without you there, I wasn't that smart. I once put a few M&Ms in my ear to hear them talk like the commercials? I needed surgery and everything.
And that you could come hiking sometime if you want. See if anyone needs saving or something
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