Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

We can try loudly screaming each other's name in the bedroom

That'll convince em

What do normal ppl do on valentines day again?

I know they buy heart shaped stuff but what else

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

We can try loudly screaming each other's name in the bedroom

That'll convince em

What do normal ppl do on valentines day again?

I know they buy heart shaped stuff but what else

They loudly scream each other's name in the bedroom

Or cry. We can try either

but mayb it would be easier to go out. They'll all be home I guess

How's your salsa-hip?

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

We can try loudly screaming each other's name in the bedroom

That'll convince em

What do normal ppl do on valentines day again?

I know they buy heart shaped stuff but what else

They loudly scream each other's name in the bedroom

Or cry. We can try either

but mayb it would be easier to go out. They'll all be home I guess

How's your salsa-hip?

Always been more of a guac guy myself

How bout u ask Banderas instead, bet he can bust some sick salsa moves

U know, make the 14th a girls night out, feminism n shit

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

We can try loudly screaming each other's name in the bedroom

That'll convince em

What do normal ppl do on valentines day again?

I know they buy heart shaped stuff but what else

They loudly scream each other's name in the bedroom

Or cry. We can try either

but mayb it would be easier to go out. They'll all be home I guess

How's your salsa-hip?

Always been more of a guac guy myself

How bout u ask Banderas instead, bet he can bust some sick salsa moves

U know, make the 14th a girls night out, feminism n shit

Fuck off, Ramos, don't be a dick

A bigger one than u usually r

Also, I refuse to believe you are the only latino with no dance skills

But fine, whatever, keep your secrets. Some day I'll get enough tequila in you

What *would* YM be willing to do with the least amount of moaning?

Drink a beer?

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

We can try loudly screaming each other's name in the bedroom

That'll convince em

What do normal ppl do on valentines day again?

I know they buy heart shaped stuff but what else

They loudly scream each other's name in the bedroom

Or cry. We can try either

but mayb it would be easier to go out. They'll all be home I guess

How's your salsa-hip?

Always been more of a guac guy myself

How bout u ask Banderas instead, bet he can bust some sick salsa moves

U know, make the 14th a girls night out, feminism n shit

Fuck off, Ramos, don't be a dick

A bigger one than u usually r

Also, I refuse to believe you are the only latino with no dance skills

But fine, whatever, keep your secrets. Some day I'll get enough tequila in you

What *would* YM be willing to do with the least amount of moaning?

Drink a beer?

Not enough tequila on this Earth to make me dance salsa

But u know what's more fun than paying 4 a salsa class & having Dumbo wine moms hit on u?

Coney island at night, Freckles

No kids, only 50c coin-op realness

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

We can try loudly screaming each other's name in the bedroom

That'll convince em

What do normal ppl do on valentines day again?

I know they buy heart shaped stuff but what else

They loudly scream each other's name in the bedroom

Or cry. We can try either

but mayb it would be easier to go out. They'll all be home I guess

How's your salsa-hip?

Always been more of a guac guy myself

How bout u ask Banderas instead, bet he can bust some sick salsa moves

U know, make the 14th a girls night out, feminism n shit

Fuck off, Ramos, don't be a dick

A bigger one than u usually r

Also, I refuse to believe you are the only latino with no dance skills

But fine, whatever, keep your secrets. Some day I'll get enough tequila in you

What *would* YM be willing to do with the least amount of moaning?

Drink a beer?

Not enough tequila on this Earth to make me dance salsa

But u know what's more fun than paying 4 a salsa class & having Dumbo wine moms hit on u?

Coney island at night, Freckles

No kids, only 50c coin-op realness

Soooo... drink a beer it is?

You do realize you have some serious misconceptions about Valentines day, rite?

Dunno. Mom told me to stay away from random guys from bad neighborhoods at night

Although i'm pretty sure she said the same thing about getting them into my bed, so since you're already there...

But you're gonna have to ride at least one thing with me, too. When does your shift end?

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

We can try loudly screaming each other's name in the bedroom

That'll convince em

What do normal ppl do on valentines day again?

I know they buy heart shaped stuff but what else

They loudly scream each other's name in the bedroom

Or cry. We can try either

but mayb it would be easier to go out. They'll all be home I guess

How's your salsa-hip?

Always been more of a guac guy myself

How bout u ask Banderas instead, bet he can bust some sick salsa moves

U know, make the 14th a girls night out, feminism n shit

Fuck off, Ramos, don't be a dick

A bigger one than u usually r

Also, I refuse to believe you are the only latino with no dance skills

But fine, whatever, keep your secrets. Some day I'll get enough tequila in you

What *would* YM be willing to do with the least amount of moaning?

Drink a beer?

Not enough tequila on this Earth to make me dance salsa

But u know what's more fun than paying 4 a salsa class & having Dumbo wine moms hit on u?

Coney island at night, Freckles

No kids, only 50c coin-op realness

Soooo... drink a beer it is?

What *would* YM be willing to do with the least amount of moaning?

You do realize you have some serious misconceptions about Valentines day, rite?

Dunno. Mom told me to stay away from random guys from bad neighborhoods at night

But you're gonna have to ride at least one thing with me, too. When does your shift end?

You have srs misconceptions about fun

But I'll correct that asap

Got a 4 to 12 that day

It's called that but we wrap it up @ 11.35pm

Ask mom if she's fine w that

Why did the chicken cross the highway?

Cuz she was in nursing and a quick, painful death is better than nutrition class at 10. Every yummy thing is deadly, apparently. : (

Srsly tho. What would it cost me 2 have you come in here and pretend-arrest me?

Not trynna kink shame you

But I'm p sure that'd get you suspended

If u still wanna do it I'm omw tho

All too eager to protect and serve my kinks suddenly eh?

Isnt texting on patrol also kinda prohibited?

Imagining you have bro-bonding w your partner's hilarious tho. Is he hot at least?

Id be hotter. + funnier. U should take me on patrol next

Is that a thing? Like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S ? I'd be down for that

Cohen?

He's a person who keeps his autistic friend around

Only bc he's the only one who believes his hookup stories

He says hi btw

He says bro wtf tell her I'm hot

He sounds a lil desperate for a guy who has sex every night. Js

Awwww so you *are* having bronding-time!

and here I was thinking ya had no friends

Im not givin up on that patrol tho

We're totally hitting that one up

I'll get you curly fries. Curly fries from curly me. Get rid of the hot guy

U can stay in the backseat

If u wear full-body bulletproof spandex and feed us curly fries on command

Jk I couldn't focus + my job is already hard enough watching C's incompetent ass

Sooo spandex is your kink then? Wild.

btw. Talkin bout kinks and distraction

It's he 14th of feb in two days. So I guess be my Valentine? We'll have to make up smtg to sell it

We can try loudly screaming each other's name in the bedroom

That'll convince em

What do normal ppl do on valentines day again?

I know they buy heart shaped stuff but what else

They loudly scream each other's name in the bedroom

Or cry. We can try either

but mayb it would be easier to go out. They'll all be home I guess

How's your salsa-hip?

Always been more of a guac guy myself

How bout u ask Banderas instead, bet he can bust some sick salsa moves

U know, make the 14th a girls night out, feminism n shit

Fuck off, Ramos, don't be a dick

A bigger one than u usually r

Also, I refuse to believe you are the only latino with no dance skills

But fine, whatever, keep your secrets. Some day I'll get enough tequila in you

What *would* YM be willing to do with the least amount of moaning?

Drink a beer?

Not enough tequila on this Earth to make me dance salsa

But u know what's more fun than paying 4 a salsa class & having Dumbo wine moms hit on u?

Coney island at night, Freckles

No kids, only 50c coin-op realness

Soooo... drink a beer it is?

You do realize you have some serious misconceptions about Valentines day, rite?

Dunno. Mom told me to stay away from random guys from bad neighborhoods at night

Although i'm pretty sure she said the same thing about getting them into my bed, so since you're already there...

But you're gonna have to ride at least one thing with me, too. When does your shift end?

You have srs misconceptions about fun

But I'll correct that asap

Got a 4 to 12 that day

It's called that but we wrap it up @ 11.35pm

Ask mom if she's fine w that

Imma make a wild guess and say she is

It's a date then

wow, a date with Tay, never thought I'd say that

Gotta go, the wicked witch of the east is here to take away everything nice from me

Catch up to you at diner. I'll bring ya mexican